Keith Lemon: The Rules: 69 Ways to Be Successful
Fancy a slice of lemon with that, love?
- Date of publication:
- 16 Jan 2014
As you can tell, I’m a good-looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies…some proper bang tidy lasses too. I’ve been honing my game for a few years and now, at last, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right?
So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I’ll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemon-style. With rules for men and women, no one should be without it. Especially not the flarey-nostrelled bird from Celebrity Juice. She needs all the help she can get.
Lemonise your life. It’s as simple as that…shaaaa-ting!